The Platypus
A bill just like a duck but they never ever quack
They have many names but not Steve, Bob, Wendy or Jack
What a curious wee thing this furry mallangong
But if you’re from Victoria you might say its a Dulaiwarrung!
Platypuses are awesome swimmers and the babies are the same
But a baby Platypus is called a baby Platypus and has no special name
Just like its mum and dad it has a wide wee tail and four stubby legs
And it’s quite amazing ‘cause they are mammals that pop out of an egg!
Swimming around with four webbed feet if it’s shallow or if there’s a flood
They have to look for food when dirty using their bills feel and dig in the mud
So they close their eyes and ears under water which is really kind of kind of funny
But in the creek they get lots of food which is weird as they don’t have a tummy!
Old Doctor Shaw in 1799 thought they’re not real and that it was a joke
He thought someone was having him on and it was some fun amongst the blokes
Because all the Platypuses are awake at night and sleep 14 hours a day
Luck for us its very true so next time you’re by the creek stop by and say “Gidday!”

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