Archive for Apr, 2018

The half-man of Shadowbush moor

Posted in Wee horror on Apr 19, 2018 by Anthracite

A wet mist caressed the half-man of Shadowbush moor

A perfect time for him to emerge and feast on moss or persons

He had never feasted upon persons but sometimes he wished it

They were mean, beating him with their shillelaghs and curses

Leaving him sad, just for a kind touch instead of this ache to his core

 

The creatures of the moor were kinder though he be broken and bent

Birds would still sing in his presence and frogs croaked without a care

He’d never stepped on one or done no harm and he never ever wished it

Them in the village chased him away when he was young, naked and bare

A face that spoiled milk they said, mis-shaped body, so away he was sent

 

Within the moor he made his home, away from the village and problems it held

But the moor held gems gifted from Danu such as a log large, hollow and dry

And after a sleep waking cosy and snug he was as happy as he ever wished it

Then as the birds would sing and mist folded back the loneliness made him cry

Buckled his body may be but it was the hurt in his heart that needed to be quelled

Never knowing what he’d done wrong, through the taunts he’d ask but they’d never tell

Blessed his heart was what the animals saw and not the face the persons say sickens

He had feelings just like them persons but he’d do no harm even though he wished it

Some little tricks is ok to make things even, like teaching their dogs to steal their own chickens

A special one saved for those that bashed him the most, he’d creep in the night and shit in their well.

A wee winged fairy

Posted in Happy little ditties on Apr 5, 2018 by Anthracite

Oh how I dream of dancing through meadows dressed in pink

But alas it’s not to be, it’s just not possible, it’d cause a big stink

So a wee tear pops out when I think I can’t be a wee winged fairy

Could be my size twelve boots and the fact I’m cock-eyed and hairy

 

Oh how I dream of dancing on my tippy toes like them on the telly

But alas it’s not to be, it’s tough to see me toes, it might be me belly

So a wee squeak pops out like the time I just sucked a sour old berry

Could be my wobbly bum, and the fact I’m cock-eyed and hairy

 

Oh how I dream of dancing around with the birds and bunnies

But maybe it could be, maybe it is possible, they’d not think it funny

So a wee YAY pops out when I think I can dance and not be scary!

And they say I’m lovely so who cares that I’m cock-eyed and hairy!

Dirty Mexican – # 2

Posted in Uncategorized on Apr 4, 2018 by Anthracite

Crying and wailing to the stars as if they are really listening
Treated with contempt so it seems, fuelling your burning ego
Teeth are bared as all your so called problems are before you
And you take a rod to their creator, this dirty filthy Mexican

Grinning at the beating given, on your brow sweat is glistening
Someone to blame makes your mistakes so much easier to let go
So harder you strike, kick and abuse not caring from where it grew
And it’s just and fair until its realised you are the dirty Mexican

Self-flagellate if you must, just leave everyone else out of it.