The day I shot Elbow Pete right in the eye


Elbow Pete was an awful bloke and a terrible slimy bully

I kept it to myself but his head was never in the game fully

His head was no excuse but he’d killed folks with a nail and a bat

And we weren’t all angels and fairies, this town had seen to that

But he got around unafraid, breaking people just for fun

So I took action, made a plan and got a Big Arsed Gun

In the morning I took my B.A.G and a breakfast of coke and pie

Stepped to the street called courage and shot the bugger right in the eye

He wailed and squawked like a little sissy then fell down right on his ass

With a hand to his face but not yet dead all because his eye was glass

But it sure calmed him down and he was sorry, sorry for being such a dick

And thankful they were as I took a bow, now they know me, Ricochet Rick

One Response to “The day I shot Elbow Pete right in the eye”

  1. Hahahahahhahahahahaha!!!!

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