A jolly little Gnome


A Gnome was not terribly happy with his height

its true he was rather short and more than stocky

and at times he was pushed around and had to fight

so being vertically impaired made life somewhat rocky

 

He was ancient by anyone’s account and hooned round on a trolley

and rather virile for a Gnome a bit over a thousand by just a tad

for that and other things, (mainly raspberry buns) he was mostly jolly

so counting his friends and Gnomey powers being short wasn’t that bad.

One Response to “A jolly little Gnome”

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    John Irvine Says:

    Hahahahahahahahha!!

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